Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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