I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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