I don't think brook has ever known best
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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