how hairy? two words: wookie tits
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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