: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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