The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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