She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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