I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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