Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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