I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I want you more than these girls want KFC
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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