I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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