tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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