he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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