I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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