that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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