Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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