What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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