Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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