The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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