The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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