We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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