That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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