Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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