Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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