I'm really into asian looking animals
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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