it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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