I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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