I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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