If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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