you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Come share oat with me in your robe
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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