this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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