Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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