I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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