similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You don't make any sense
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