just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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