I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just found puke in my bra..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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