we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We have started to decorate penises.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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