I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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