well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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