Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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