did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
No I am not eating basil off your cock
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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