I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Please, let me fuck your mom
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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