If i come over, it means nothing
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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