That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
