i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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