he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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