isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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