I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
How external is "for external use only"?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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