What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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