HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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