ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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