You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just pee around me
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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