is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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